Comrade, you have done good deed this year. Our forces never been stronger--our powers have doubled since last time we met. The big red button sat in front of me, a steel desk below; for years I have wanted to press to rid all anti-communist propaganda via nuclear destruction, a voice in head telling me "Do it.". Alas, comrade, I have not given in. We fight this war and come on top; we will not be defeated. We outnumbered, yes, but no matter how much they penetrate deep inside us, and get to our cores, we stand strong. We are soldiers of Mother Russia! No matter they do, we will stand ground! I have a bad feeling about this, all of it. As if it will be worth nothing in end, everyone will praise communism and we no longer have reason to fight...to even be alive. I've been having thoughts past nights, my head wonders and collapses at thought of no will to live.
Comrade...why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel Bob and Richard...even Sargeant Ross...the comrades I've lost...they won't stop fighting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with Professor Jennifer. A group above nations...even Mother Russia. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Jennifers love and affection. They came after you in the US of A...then Canada...Jennifer...just keeps growing. Swalling everthing in her path, wanting more and more...who knows how much now? Comrade. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past...take back every comrade we've lost. And I won't rest, until we do.
Has anyone ever played - or heard - of the Kingdom of Loathing? It's a pretty dumb, nonsensical game (perpendicular bats, wereturtles, towelgeists, possessed silverware drawers), but it's actualy pretty fun and entertaining. XD Just watch out for the purple elephants... O.o